• Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat
  • Noseless bike seat close up and personal because your good health is critical! It's a prostate safe bicycle seat.
  • Noseless bikes seats on mates' road bikes means a prostate safe bike seat ride through Australian farmland!
  • Noseless bike seat on a super cool Strida bike. We save your prostate and everything else.
  • Noseless bike seat by Spongy Wonder is a 'breeze' of a ride on a Breezer mountain bike. It's a prostate safe bike seat!
  • Noseless bike seat is a prostate safe bike seat, and on a fully loaded touring bike it conquers the Scottish Highlands.
  • Noseless bike seat on male and female touring bikes goes 4200 kms from Portugal to The Black Sea! it's prostate safe!
  • Noseless bike seat gets the spotlight on Romanian TV as couple rides 4200 kms from Portugal to the Black Sea
  • Noseless bike seat on a road bike is triumphant at 2760 meters in the Italian Alps. It's a prostate safe bike seat!
  • Noseless bike seat for women on city cruisers at the local park. Not just for women but a prostate safe bike seat as well!
  • Noseless bike seat that is a prostate safe bike seat adorns an EMotion electric mountain bike on a Mediterranean shoreline!
  • Noseless bike seat on a Santana tandem bicycles is a prostate safe ride and a great bike seat for women as well!
  • Noseless bike seat gravel bike song: 'The leaves have fallen all around, time I was on my way. Thanks to you I'm much obliged
  • Noseless bike seat on a high powered mountain bike? It's a prostate friendly bike seat in or out of the saddle!
  • Prostate safe bike seat conquers mountains and valleys in the Alps. Spongy Wonder's noseless bike seat does the job!
  • Noseless bike seat by Spongy wonder enables magnificent senior rider to scale the swiss Alps
  • Noseless bike seat on a folding Dahon bike. Spongy Wonder's noseless bike seat is a prostate friendly bike seat for any bike!
  • Noseless bike seat by Spongy Wonder on old school Trek Bike makes this dude smile from ear to ear!
  • Noseless bike seat ridden underwater by Canadian Naval Seals. 15 years later and they are still prostate safe! And no rust!
  • Noseless bike seat on an old school Fuji road bike. "I need Japanese steel!"
  • Noseless bike seat atop a Thudbuster and a completely tricked out commuting machine! Paniers, shocks, lights, etc.
  • Noseless bike seat makes cycling a pleasure for a female rider in British Columbia! Spongy Wonder is THE women's bike seat!
  • Prostate friendly bike seat by Spongy Wonder is THE noseless bike seat for a French rider and his Orbea road bike!
  • Noseless bike seat is more than prostate safe! It makes for a beautiful sunlit picture for this commuter.
  • Prostate friendly bike seat by Spongy Wonder on Specialized commuting bike. Sorry Specialized but Spongy Wonder is the best!
  • Prostate safe bike seat by Spongy Wonder on a road bike makes everyday a 'beach' in The Florida Keys!
  • Prostate friendly bike seat - The Spongy Wonder noseless bike seat - is an enlightening experience for a rider in the UK.
  • Women's noseless bike seat by Spongy Wonder always gets a big thumbs up. Yeast infections and all the rest are in teh past!
  • Noseless bike seat on a Pinarello means " arrivederci" to all your pain and suffering. It's a prostate friendly bike seat!
  • Prostate safe bike seat - The Spongy Wonder Bike seat - is a thing of joy on rollers and/or on a spinning bike
  • Prostate safe bike seat on one of John's six bikes in New Zealand. John knows Spongy Wonder is the best noseless bike seat!
  • Noseless bike seats are critical on touring bikes. And just look how Spongy Wonder prostate friendly bike seat fits the bill!
  • Prostate friendly bike seat on another of John's 6 bikes. It's a Spongy Wonder Noseless bicycle seat!
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Spongy Wonder

The Prostate Safe Noseless Bike Seat

$142.99 CAD
$142.99 CAD
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Size

“How do I pick my size?”

- If your weight is 200lbs + you will want a large size.
- If your weight is 150 – you will want a small size.
- Ladies with ‘hourglass curves should consider a large.
- Ladies 150 – 200 will want a large unless tall and/or athletic.
- 150–200lbs size depends fitness level + height and age.
- ‘Old fart’ like me? No longer have awesome glutes? Large.

You need our MK11 Series if you have a

- Brompton
- a seat post clamp with one horizontally oriented bolt
- a seat post clamp with two vertically oriented bolts
- a seat clamp that will only accept a 7mm seat rail size
- a Peloton, or some other fancy-ass interior torture device

Materials

The Spongy Wonder Large Noseless Bike Saddle protects tailbone, perineum, prostate, and ‘everything else’ health as a result of our adjustable dual platform design. Both male and female cyclists enjoy complete comfort and Zero bicycle seat induced health damage.

Spongy Wonder’s Large Noseless Bike Saddle is made in Canada by master metal-smiths applying old-school technology to advanced American materials. The result is a fully customizable, upgradeable, adjustable, virtually indestructible, and performance ready comfortable bike seat. This is not the last bike saddle you will ever buy as you will want more for your other bikes, and for family and friends! Might just as well buy two or more and get the deal!

Shipping & Returns

In the extreme remote possibility that we have failed you, our return date is June 15th 2022! You must return by post office, and write “Canadian Goods Being Returned” several places on the box. We do not refund shipping, and we do not accept returns from FedEx, UPS, DHL, etc. 

Our address is:      Spongy Wonder Inc., 2 Woodside Dr., Riverview, NB,  E1B 4G9, Canada

The Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat:

  • The Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat is a prostate friendly (prostate safe) bike seat that places ZERO pressure on the prostate, perineum, tailbone and everything else.

  • THE noseless bicycle seat for ending female specific bicycle seat tortures! 

  • The end of chafing. Plus … you can throw away your cycling shorts if that suits you. 

  • A comfortable bike seat that is more than performance ready.

  • Your choice of two Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat sizes.

  • Adjustable for width cushions that are not too soft, not too hard, but just right – like Baby Bear’s bed.

  • Optional Interface Seat Covers. Customize for any factor: garment, weather, terrain and your style.

  • Not made in China! We create jobs in Canada and The US of A by custom fabricating great American stuff!

  • 15 year warranty on all structural components. The cushions last for years and years but if you ever need to replace them they are at cost!
  • Service by the inventor at  Jeff@spongywonder.com; toll free in North American at 1-877-977-7328; internationally: 001 506 387 8092

    Kevin O’Leary’s (The Shark Tank and  The Dragon’s Den)  reaction to Spongy Wonder’s provocatively comfortable bike seat.